Funny Marriage Quotes

Funny Marriage Quotes Marriages may be made in heaven, but they sure have to be managed right here on earth. Thats easier said than done. Take a dig at the funny side of marriage. These funny marriage quotes are good stress busters. They make you laugh at the banalities of marriage. When you read funny marriage quotes, you realize that even a perfect marriage has its inherent flaws but those flaws add to the charm of marriage. Funny Marriage Quotes Ogden NashTo keep your marriage brimming,With love in the loving cup,Whenever youre wrong admit it;Whenever youre right shut up.Bill CosbyFor two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.Patrick MurrayIve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnt.Gloria SteinemI have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.Groucho MarxSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. Theres no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.Agatha ChristieAn archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.Milton BerleA good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong.Zsa Zsa GaborA man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.Henry YoungmanSome people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing†¦ she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Joyce BrothersMy husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.HomerThere is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye-to-eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.Rodney DangerfieldMy wife and I were happy for 20 years†¦ then we met.Rita RudnerI think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry.Ogden NashMarriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.Lord ByronAll tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.Phyllis DillerWhatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.Katharine HepburnIf you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead†¦ get married.Joyce BrothersMarriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the tras h.George LichtenbergLove is blind, but marriage restores its sight.

9 Famous Teacher Quotes

9 Famous Teacher Quotes What was unique about teachers who educated famous people such as Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, and the like? Were these teachers specially qualified to inspire their students to achieve fame and success? Or were these teachers just plain lucky to have exceptionally talented students? Do some teachers have the rare quality of turning dust into gold? The answer may not be easy to find. Good teachers are hard to find. Teaching institutes that offer the best facilities may attract the creme de la creme of teaching talent. However, a monetary incentive may not necessarily translate into good teaching. I have come across many selfless and good teachers working in NGOs and in charity organizations. These teachers are motivated simply by the joy of teaching. They take great pleasure in watching their students grow. They may not earn their share of fame and fortune, but they are truly wealthy in their benevolence. In this age of speedy information technology, you can access teachers from across the globe. Want to learn Spanish? Why not learn from a Spanish expert? Want to improve your dancing skills? There is no dearth of video tutorials.   A teachers job is never over even after the class is over. A teacher has to encourage each child to reach his or her potential. A teacher has to find ways to make learning fun, easy, and inspiring. Teachers have to explore various methods of instruction to enable higher learning. Tools merely assist the teacher. They cannot teach by themselves. Share these teacher quotes with your favorite teachers and bring a smile to their face. Andy RooneyMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.Haim G. GinottTeachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this impossible task.AnonymousLeading a child to learnings treasures, gives a teacher untold pleasuresAnonymousTeachers dont impact for a year, but for a lifetime.Chinese proverbTeachers open the door. You enter by yourself.Bill MuseI think a secure profession for young people is history teacher, because in the future, there will be so much more of it to teach.Howard LesterI have been maturing as a teacher. New experiences bring new sensitivities and flexibility...HippocratesI swear... to hold my teacher in this art equal to my own parents; to make him partner in my livelihood; when he is in need of money to share mine with him; to consider his family as my own brothers and to teach them this a rt, if they want to learn it, without fee or indenture. Edward BlishenLife is amazing: and the teacher had better prepare himself to be a medium for that amazement.